Crash Bandicoot
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 8, 2011 13:30:16 GMT -5
Crash smirked at her reaction, knowing he was gonna have too much fun with this. "Ok then. Master Bandicoot it is. Now we have to hit the mall. Come on Ari." Nodding his head to the side, Crash turned on his heel and started walking in the direction of the mall. "What's your dress size?"
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 8, 2011 15:14:32 GMT -5
Ari looked at him like he had two heads on his shoulders. "Um... 2? I think...?" she said, thinking for a second.
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Crash Bandicoot
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 8, 2011 19:37:57 GMT -5
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 18:01:25 GMT -5
Ari's eyes widened, surprised and scared to find out that such garments existed. "Isn't there... aren't there other maid outfits that aren't so... revealing?" she asked, pleading.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 18:25:47 GMT -5
Crash smirked darkly. "My bad. Hang on a sec." He wasn't gone for a minute before he came back with another one that was even skimpier than the other two. "There. Better?" Crash intended to milk this for as long as he possibly could, unfazed by Ari's pleading tone. www.oncelady.com/images/chanpin1/XY-S825.jpg
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 18:53:03 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 19:08:05 GMT -5
Crash glared menacingly at the outfit. It wasn't nearly as skimpy as he would've liked but maybe he should be giving her some kind of break. She did have to do whatever he said and call him 'Master Bandicoot' so he figured she could just have this one. Then again, she was the one who fell off the monkey bars.
"Yeah right. Nice try, though." Ruffling her hair, he bought the second one he'd picked out with a triumphant smile. Once the cashier bagged it for them, he handed it to Ari, this time beaming. "Here ya go."
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 19:33:28 GMT -5
Ari stomped her foot. "I object!" she said, pulling his arm to try to drag him back into the store.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 19:45:20 GMT -5
He smirked and dug his heels into the ground, swinging the bag around his finger. "I object what?" Really he just wanted to hear the sound of his new title.
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 19:47:14 GMT -5
Ari stuck her tongue out at him, but sighed. "I object, Master Crash," she said, lowering her voice.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 19:52:22 GMT -5
Looking over his shoulder at her, Crash laughed. This was gonna be way more fun than he realized. "Well I'm sorry, Ari. That's the way the ball bounces." Then his stomach growled rather loudly. Sighing, he looked up at her through his bangs. "Can you make me a grilled cheese?"
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 19:54:53 GMT -5
Ari put her arms behind her, pushing her chest out. If she was going to do this, she might as well play along. "Whatever you say, Master Crash," she purred, putting her lips to his ear to murmur the last part.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 20:02:34 GMT -5
Crash's eyes traveled downwards on their own, taking quite a long stare at her chest. He tried to supress the shiver going up his back from her lips so mad close to him and managed to not spaz out lik a total idiot. Giving a short laugh, he stepped away from Ari, patted her cheek, and tossed her the keys to his car. "Let's head to your place. Dunno if playing maid is such a good idea at mine."
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 20:08:26 GMT -5
"Alright then," she said, chuckling at his reaction. She unlocked his car and slid into the driver's seat, turning on the car.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 20:19:16 GMT -5
Crash slid into the back, propping his feet up on the passanger headrest. He smirked at the back of Ari's head. "You can change when we get home. Oh and I like my grilled cheeses extra cheesy. And it's gotta be American cheese."
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 9, 2011 20:23:32 GMT -5
Ari chuckled. "Whatever you say, Master Crash." She pulled out of the parking lot slowly and headed toward his house, humming to herself.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 9, 2011 20:30:18 GMT -5
He shook his head and chukled too, moving his feet from side to side to the beat in his head. "And uh...I like root beer. Not the diet shit, the regular kind."
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 10, 2011 5:16:16 GMT -5
Ari smiled and shook her head slightly. "Coming right up as soon as we get home, sir."
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 11, 2011 18:25:43 GMT -5
Crash grinned and shifted position, resting his chin on the shoulder of Ari's seat. "Hey. Got something for ya..." He reached in his pocket and pulled out the maid hat thinger, placing it on Ari's head with a pat. "Stole it from Kelly, so just don't wear it around Neil, k? Cuz his mommy will flip and I don't want my cute little maid getting killed on the first day."
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 12, 2011 4:59:36 GMT -5
Ari growled. This whole outfit business was slowly and slowly grinding on her nerves. That hat- the straw on the metaphorical camels back. She counted to three and sighed, releasing the urge to kill him. "Thank you for your thoughtfulness," she said through clenched teeth.
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Crash Bandicoot
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 12, 2011 17:32:45 GMT -5
He smirked at the back of her head. "You betcha." When they got to Ari's place, Crash unbuckled himself and opened the door but just sat there in the seat as he looked at Ari. "Carry me inside?"
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 14, 2011 13:01:17 GMT -5
Ari looked at him, then her arms, then back to him. "Are you serious?"
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 14, 2011 13:06:41 GMT -5
"Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?" he whined, holding out his arms for emphasis.
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 16, 2011 5:54:47 GMT -5
Ari sighed. "Fine," she said, taking his hands and dragging him out of the car. If she couldn't pick him up, then he'll just have to deal with it. She dragged him on the ground towards his house, chuckling inwardly.
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Crash Bandicoot
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 16, 2011 12:38:41 GMT -5
"Heeeey!" Crash snapped. "This isn't what I meant!" But he smirked and just let Ari drag him towards his door. "The keys are in my pocket", he told her. "So if you wouldn't mind opening the door...?"
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 17, 2011 9:52:57 GMT -5
Ari reached down and stuck her hand in his pocket, feeling around for his keys.
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 18, 2011 16:08:39 GMT -5
He smirked at Ari, a wide grin all over his face. "My back pocket", Crash whispered.
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 19, 2011 4:58:27 GMT -5
Ari glared at him, muttering under her breath. "Who the hell puts their damn keys in their fucking back pocket..."
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Post by Crash Bandicoot on May 19, 2011 8:53:57 GMT -5
Crash laughed bitterly. "I do. So why not be a helpful little maid and open my door? Here, I'll help you." He turned over on his stomach so his butt was facing her, his keys sticking out of the right pocket.
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Post by Arianna Rivers on May 20, 2011 19:35:42 GMT -5
Ari wrinkled her nose. "No. I draw the line at sticking my hand on your butt. Bet or no bet, I refuse to do THAT."
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