Ari's House

[Crash Bandicoot]

He glared at her, propping his elbow on the ground so he could rest his chin in it while giving Ari a somewhat annoyed look. "Fine", he grumbled, grabbing his keys himself and dropping them by Ari's foot. "Just know that no one gets out of doing something that easily."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari reached down to pick them up, glaring at him back. "You're despicable," she said, opening the door to his house and dragging him inside.

[Crash Bandicoot]

Crash smirked. "Yup." When they were inside, he sat on the couch and propped his feet up on the table, then handed Ari the bag that had her outfit in it. "Here ya go."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari tossed the bag over her shoulder and stomped over to the bathroom, slamming the door. Once inside, she took out the piece of fabric that could not be considered clothing and glared at it, contemplating throwing it down the toilet and calling it an accident. She stared at it for a few seconds before groaning and throwing it on, not looking at her reflecting in the mirror.

[Crash Bandicoot]

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii", he called from the couch, a smirk wide across his face. "C'mere and let Master Bandicoot see."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari popped her head out of the bathroom. "No." She slammed the door shut.

[Crash Bandicoot]

"....No?", he mumbled, getting up off the couch with a semi-smile on his face. He walked over to the bathroom and looked at the door, shoving his hands in his pockets. "Ari. You can't stay there all day, y'know. Ya gotta come out sooner or later and make me a sandwich or I'm just gonna whine about it."

[Arianna Rivers]

"Well then, have fun whining because there is no FREAKING way I am coming out of this bathroom in this despicable piece of clothing." Ari crossed her arms and slid against the door, trying to add more support to the door.

[Crash Bandicoot]

Crash narrowed his eyes at the door and smirked when he thought of something. "That's cool. Stay there all day if you want. If you need me, I'll be spending the whole day with Ace telling him all about how much of a freak you are in bed." He pulled at his shirt and stared at the red mark on his chest that he got from wrestling with Lynx. "Aw damn. Is that a hicky on my chest?" Grinning evily, Crash turned on his heel and started walking down the steps.

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari popped her head out of the door. "No. You. Will. NOT," she said, glaring.

[Crash Bandicoot]

He turned back to look at her and was in front of her face in a matter of seconds. "Then why don't you go downstairs and make me some lunch, huh?" His voice was low and a smirk played along his lips.

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari glared at him. "I hate you." She stepped out of the bathroom, sticking her legs together and holding her arms in front of her chest.

[Crash Bandicoot]

Crash shrugged. "So long as I get my sandwich, you can hate me all you wanna. Turkey and cheese on a potato roll and pickles, ok?" He leaned over to give her a quick peck on the cheek before smirking and walking down the steps.

[Crash Bandicoot]

((oh...uhm.....ya he went into the basement haha. My bad ))

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari loosened up a little, walking over to the kitchen to make his sandwich. She started dancing, singing along to the song in her head as she got out the ingredients.

[Crash Bandicoot]

Down in the basement, Crash was sprawled upside-down on the couch, playing Metal Gear Solid. His eyes moved back and forth across the screen kind of boredly, seeing as how he'd played this level before but his brother erased the game when he yelled at him. "Come on, Snake..." he muttered.

"Oh and Ari!" he suddenly called. "Gimme some Doritos too, ok?"

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari plastered a smile on her face and chuckled. "Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?"

[Crash Bandicoot]

He smirked and moved Snake around the tunnels, shooting the evil people. "Surprise me."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari grinned evilly and grabbed the Nacho Cheese. She went to her refrigerator and pulled out the hot sauce, opening it up and flipping it over to pour some in the bag. The great thing about this hot sauce? One only needed a little to make it work. And it worked.... extremely well.

She shook up the bag and poured some of the chip on his plate next to his grilled cheese, chuckling to herself.

"It's all ready, Master Crash!" she said, giggling.

[Crash Bandicoot]

Grinning, Crash hit pause on the game and walked back up the stairs. When he got to the kitchen, his stomach growled in hunger as he looked at the grilled cheese and chips. "Thank God", he sighed. "I thought I was gonna faint." He picked up the sandwich and took half of it in his mouth, looking at Ari once he was done swallowing. "Next time, make sure you use cheddar cheese instead of American, ok kiddo?"

Giving her a look that was half amused and half a glare, he picked up a handful of chips next and tossed them into his mouth. He opened his mouth to complain to her about now wanting Cool Ranch and that she did it wrong when a rush of heat filled his mouth and everywhere else.

Crash screamed, running around the kicthen and jumping over anything and everything in his way. By the time he was running across the counters, he looked like a monkey on crack. "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE THINGS?!"

[Arianna Rivers]

(FUNNIEST MENTAL PICTURE EVER.)

Ari bit the inside of her cheek, trying not to laugh. She looked at him wide-eyed, pretending that nothing was wrong. "Is something the matter, Master Crash? Are the munchies not to your liking?"

[Crash Bandicoot]

((haha he's is a monkay!))

Crash glared at her and made his way over in a few quick stides. He held his plate up to Ari's eye-level, pointing a finger at the contaminated chips. "Wanna explain to me why these things are so god damn hot?"

[Arianna Rivers]

"Manufacturing error?" Ari said, batting her eyes.

[Crash Bandicoot]

He narrowed his eyes. "....Uh huh." Then a smile lit his face and Crash had to laugh. He ruffled Ari's hair until it was all messy. "Aw well. I guess that can't be helped, right? It's no problem, really."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari chuckled, although she was a little suspicious. "That is terrible that you should get a malfunctioning bag of chips. Would you like some Cool Ranch instead?"

[Crash Bandicoot]

He shook his head. "Nah. I have a better idea." He grabbed Ari's hand and lead her to the living room, then turned to On Demand and played an instrumental of Beyonce and Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar'. Crash nodded his head to the screen and sat n the couch. "Why don't you go ahead and dance for me?"

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari stopped. "No. No. No. No. And no."

[Crash Bandicoot]

Blackmail it is, he thought with a sigh.

"Fine", he mumbled. Crash suddenly felt a pang of guilt in his chest. His eyebrow twitched as he stared at Ari, wondering why he was re-thinking this. And then the feeling went away and he just turned up the volume. "Oh what's that, Ace? You don't want anything to do with Ari anymore because she's a raging whore?" He held his arm to his mouth and started sucking on the skin until it was red. He smirked at her. "I understand."

[Arianna Rivers]

Ari narrowed her eyes at him. That was a low blow. "Go ahead," she said, mustering up some strength even though it hurt like hell. "He probably won't care anyway."

[Crash Bandicoot]

Crash stood still, surverying Ari with skeptical eyes...and then he scowled and turned on his heel, muttering curses under his breath and stomping to his room where he slammed the door shut and fell heavily onto his bed, staring at his cell that was on his table and just sighed, closing his eyes.